Biography of me, thus far

So, I am supposed to write my biography for the new work website.  Cool, yeah?  Not really, as it brings to mind really what I have not accomplished thus far in my existence on this earth. I thought I would give this a try, considering my current state and the need to simply give it a go.

Kelly was born and raised in Amarillo, Texas.  Yes, Texas.  She was born with some holes in her heart, but her parents got those fixed so now she's ok.  Except she needs to start paying them back all that money they spent on her care and upraising.  She was really expensive.  She holds a Bachelors in Psychology, which is worthless, and a Masters in Nothing.  She worked at a symphony for a while, but giving up there decided to move to New Orleans, Louisiana. Her parents think it was some crazy wild hair that she moved away, considering the many hardships and struggles that have come her way along the road of transitioning  from Texan to a New Orleanian, but Kelly moved to this city with a fiery purpose of helping continue rebuild with her husband Kevin.  Unfortunately, she continues to disappoint all. 

Overall, I think it needs some work.  Perhaps I should take out another $30,000 in loans so that maybe my first degree would be worth something and I might accomplish something in my life.


Then maybe I would be worth something.