Saturday, March 27, 2010

MURDER at 1600 Fishylvania Avenue!!!!!

Two members of the fishy soul group, The CheeWees have gone missing! There was an explosion that occurred in the tank earlier in the week, sending the newly added aluminum plant to the top of the tank. After that, Bernice Cherry Barb, and an unidentified member of the CheeWees have gone missing.


Now immediately, the fish board thought CaTZiLLa had somehow ambushed the tank and caused the explosion and caught the two members of the CheeWees. She was questioned and Kevin vouched that he had coaxed CaTZiLLa into a slumber during the time of the explosion.

The Captain was interviewed and reported that he was hanging out at the top of the tank chasing a member of the Bolshoi. The Bolshoi member vouched for him.

General Vlad was interviewed and claimed he had been sleeping under his rock during the explosion. No other member of the village could vouch for his whereabouts.

And the mystery continues. . .

The fish board is planning repairs, but tonight, as a special memorial to the two lost Chee Wee members, the Bolshoi are performing the "Dying Swan" from Swan Lake.

Poor fishes.

Hopefully, this will make the members of fish village more aware of the predators that surround them on a daily basis.

Especially:

Yep. She's always there...when she's awake. Staring. Waiting. Plotting. . .

1 comment:

  1. GASP!!! Scandal! This is better than a soap opera!

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